A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man rolled down the window and said, "What;s the problem, officer?" The policeman responded, "I stopped you for running that red light behind you."

Just then the man's wife leaned forward and said in a very loud voice, "I told him to stop at that light. But did he listen? No. He just kept right on going."

The man then turned to his wife and yelled "Shut up, stupid!"

The policeman continued, "And just before the light I clocked you doing 50 miles per hour and the speed limit is only 30."

His wife then said, "I told him to slow down. But he never listens to me." And again the man shouted at his wife, "Shut up!"

The policeman then looked at the woman and said, "Does he always talk to you this way?"The woman responded, "Only when he has been drinking."